nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

(via orgasm)

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  • Trackname:

    Are You What You Want To Be?
  • Artist:

    Foster The People
  • Album:

    Supermodel

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via orgasm)

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via orgasm)

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bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

(via mediocrelyfunctioningsociopath)

(via wantly)

(via wantly)

Follow me I’ll follow back:)

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