I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
Because every night I tell her about you."
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with
Well I ain’t calling you a truther."
Are you calling me a liar?"
do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute